partism:

the feeling of love can be so amazing but scary at the same time

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Fonte: manaphy)

Faide

Guardare Amici e scoprire che tu tifi per i Blu, tuo padre per i Bianchi.

Addio pace familiare.

hairandbrokenglasses:

tashaturtletwentytwo:

metal-panda-alex:

cassbones:

maybeitsavirus:

destructivefeminist:

gynocraticgrrl:

markaragnos:

We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough. 

We’re terrified of body hair on women though.

And menstrual blood.

and womens farts

and being perceived as feminine in any way.

and gay men.

and women capable of fighting back.

and women having sexual desire

and spiders

"your mother
didn’t spend
9 months
forming your body
inside of her
just so you could
hate and destroy it"

bzq (via fuckinq)

(Fonte: x69o)

easilyhumored:

Life of

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Now available on DVD

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

Anonimo asked:
Ho mangiato troppi biscotti. Cosa faccio?

cuoredilattice:

Cosa intendi per troppi? Qual è l’unità di misura per stabilire quanti biscotti sono un numero eccessivo, eh, eh? Secondo me, non esistono troppi biscotti. Esistono diversi gradi di tristezza che richiedono il giusto quantitativo di biscotti. Poi io li mangio anche quando sono felice ma per motivi diversi. In ogni caso, non può succederti nulla di male. I biscotti sono nel giusto, sono il bene sommo che si manifesta in terra.

(Fonte: coinlaundrys)

(Fonte: bussykween)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Fonte: whattt-fucking-ever)